At least it's something

I was singing at lunch today and Tennyson and Sanders were both opposed to the idea and kept saying, "Please stop, Mom. Pleeeeeeease stooooooop."

Since they were asking so nicely I stopped, but not before I jokingly said, "Every party has a pooper and that's why invited you."

Tennyson got very serious and said, " I'm not. I went poop in the toilet---not at the party."

I hope it stays that way!