Beckham: Tennyson, one time I dreamed I flushed you down the toilet because I was blind. Dad and I saved you just in time before you went to the Ocean.
Kevin: Why were you blind?
B: Because I touched the sun.
K: So touching the sun will make you blind. Do you think it if you touched the sun it would burn you?
B: Yes. I think if I touched it, it would burn the whole city.
K: How would you reach the sun?
B: With a really high ladder.
K: How high would that ladder have to be?
B: 155 miles.
K: Where would you get such a ladder?
B: From the High Store Tall Ladder Shop.
You really can't argue with that kind of logic. Pretty sure you would lose.
2 comments:
that boy cracks me up! I'm so glad that you keep a record of these moments... *hysterical*
Of course! The High Store Tall Ladder Shop! Now, why didn't I think of that? =)
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