Thursday, February 19, 2009

The Dream

Beckham: Tennyson, one time I dreamed I flushed you down the toilet because I was blind. Dad and I saved you just in time before you went to the Ocean.

Kevin: Why were you blind?

B: Because I touched the sun.

K: So touching the sun will make you blind. Do you think it if you touched the sun it would burn you?

B: Yes. I think if I touched it, it would burn the whole city.

K: How would you reach the sun?

B: With a really high ladder.

K: How high would that ladder have to be?

B: 155 miles.

K: Where would you get such a ladder?

B: From the High Store Tall Ladder Shop.

You really can't argue with that kind of logic. Pretty sure you would lose.


Megs said...

that boy cracks me up! I'm so glad that you keep a record of these moments... *hysterical*

Lawson Family said...

Of course! The High Store Tall Ladder Shop! Now, why didn't I think of that? =)