Thursday, February 19, 2009

The Dream

Beckham: Tennyson, one time I dreamed I flushed you down the toilet because I was blind. Dad and I saved you just in time before you went to the Ocean.

Kevin: Why were you blind?

B: Because I touched the sun.

K: So touching the sun will make you blind. Do you think it if you touched the sun it would burn you?

B: Yes. I think if I touched it, it would burn the whole city.

K: How would you reach the sun?

B: With a really high ladder.

K: How high would that ladder have to be?

B: 155 miles.

K: Where would you get such a ladder?

B: From the High Store Tall Ladder Shop.

You really can't argue with that kind of logic. Pretty sure you would lose.

2 comments:

Megs said...

that boy cracks me up! I'm so glad that you keep a record of these moments... *hysterical*

Lawson Family said...

Of course! The High Store Tall Ladder Shop! Now, why didn't I think of that? =)