Sporkhead & Wiggly

As Kevin was tucking Beckham into bed last night he learned some new, crucial, information.

"Dad, my new name is Sporkhead."

"Really. Where did you hear that?"

"I made it up. That's my neeeeew name."

"Why?"

"Just because."

"Goodnight, Sporkhead."

This morning Beckham introduced himself to Sanders,

"Good morning. I'm Sporkhead. Sporkhead Beckham K---- D---. We're going to call you Wiggly because you are wiggly. Wiggly Sanders J---- D---."