Beckham: Mom, will you do me a favor?
Beckham: Will you do me a favor and clean the bathrooms today?
Me: (stunned silence accompanied with much biting of the tongue.)
Guess who helped me with the bathrooms.
For the record, they had just been cleaned less than a week ago.
Kevin: (After explaining the 5th article of faith)
Beckham, what did I just say?
Beckham: I don't know, Dad. I wasn't listening.
At least he's honest.