"Mom? What is Heavenly Father's last name?"
"Um..I'm not sure that He has one. You'll have to ask Him when you see Him."
"When I go to Heaven?"
"I think it's Mossby."
"Oh...OK then. Goodnight"
And as I'm walking out the door trying to stifle my impending laughter I can hear Beckham saying to himself, "I think when I ask Him He's goin' say,"Why yes, my last name is Mossby.""
So now you know.